Q:Why is everyone going on about how bad your children are? They seem perfectly normal to me, reminds me a bit of my own family in a lot of ways.
They are really, really stupid, child.
And ingrates. And kind of useless.
But kind of amusing sometimes, I’ll give them that.
Q:So who's the mother of yer 'terrible kids'?
Anonymous
You mean ‘mothers’
My three ex-wives. All dead now. I have bad luck with women, I must say.
Urrgh, I hate’a overhearing my siblings and papa argue. But at least this time the Pavi was’a not a part of it…
I wonder if’a I could hide in bed for the rest of today.
With seven or eight GENterns.I hope you are not here to annoy me, too.
No no. The Pavi learned his lesson last’a night. I.. uhh… I’m going to’a keep away from your office today…
Attaboy. Keep it up.
Source: thepavi
geromylaughingalonewithgeromy:
good morning, im a perverted singer desu.
ok
Truthfully, I’m a creepy alien.
Truthfully, I’m a rich CEO, desu
Good evening! I’m an intelligent cloud, desu.
hounto ni, watashi wa baka neko desu
truthfully, i’m a idiot cat desu
cool
hey im an orange cloud desu
thruthfully, i’m an orange teacher desu.
Good morning! I’m a rich cat, desu.
Incidentally, I’m a evil vocaloid desu.
Incidentally I’m a kind strawberry desu.
Nice to meet you I’m a kind corpse desu.
WHAT THE.Good morning I’m a yellow CEO desu.
HOLY SHIT.
…”But, I’m a glasses wearing doctor desu”
Well, what do you know, even gifs are determined to remind me of things that piss me off tonight.
Source: julieyumi
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Wow, someone’s pissy tonight. Fine. I’m leaving. Why don’t you go spend some time with your precious daughter? Maybe ask her about her Zydrate habits?
Quit making up horrible lies, Luigi!
What lies? I speak nothing but the honest truth.
Hmph, yeah, yeah. Quit bugging daddy, he needs his down time! *Amber steps over to Rotti leaning over to kiss his cheek* I’ll drag Luigi out of here, if you’d like! *She smiled sweetly, eyeing Luigi*
Yes, okay. Whatever. Thanks. Get out you both.
Source: rottissimolargo
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Wow, someone’s pissy tonight. Fine. I’m leaving. Why don’t you go spend some time with your precious daughter? Maybe ask her about her Zydrate habits?
Quit making up horrible lies, Luigi!
Wow, someone is estrogen-laden tonight. Don’t let the door hit your backside on your way out, son.
And you are not fooling anyone, Amber, cut it out.
Source: rottissimolargo
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Why? Aw, did I throw some salt in your wounds, Dad?
TOO. FUCKING. BAD.
No, you are pissing me the fuck off.
Careful, son.
You do not want to make me truly mad. You know very well how people who make me truly mad end up like. You don’t want that.
Now, stop being such a drama queen. That’s what I expect from Amber and Pavi, not you.
Source: rottissimolargo
Pizza? I’m having fettuccine Alfredo with clams and garlic knots. I made plenty if you would like some.That would be nice, thanks.
You know, you seem like you have potential, I like you.
*shares his cooking with Mr. Largo, using the good dishes, naturally* I try to be as professional and helpful as I can, sir.
-eats because his anger makes him hungry-
I like your attitude. You remind me of a certain someone I knew. Of course, that certain someone turned out to be a backstabbing, girlfriend-stealing maggot.
I hope you turn out better.
You needn’t worry about me stealing your girlfriend. I’m already engaged. Zhe job, however, seems like one I would enjoy.
And I’m not really interested in having girlfriends anymore, so I guess it’s gonna be okay. I hope you find it fun, boy.
So far, it’s been lovely. I’ve turned in my first assignment already down at zhe organ storage center. ….Zhey advised me not to bring in so many extra parts next time. *chuckles*
Ah, yes. I would advise against it, too. It can make us target of even more protest groups.
(via privatemaxwell)
Source: rottissimolargo
